when you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac.
i’ve reblogged this before but it seriously makes me so happy
“computer! whass your name?!”
oh awww.
Reblogged from vector-and-ohms12 and 8 year old sisters Lennon and Maisy cover the Erato version of “Call Your Girlfriend” by Robyn.
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It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
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4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
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These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
Dying.
Dead.
OMFG
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If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
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